Chan/DeCoria 2008 Christmas party!!

(I'm plagiarising this post from my friend's blog...Thanks for posting it Taunya!! Good thing you had those "What If" papers, I totally forgot some of these...what a hoot!!)

Chan/DeCoria Christmas Party Dec. 20, 2008

Question: What if Stacy quit running every day? Answer: Then everyone would point and stare. Well not really, but that’s an example of the “What If” game we played at our third annual Chan/DeCoria Christmas party. We enjoyed yummy food, fun games and lots of laughs.
Here are just a few more examples from our “What If” Game…

Q: What if Edward Cullen was your neighbor?
A: You’d all be disappointed.
Q: What if Old St. Nick was gay?
A: Then he would have a stop light on his butt.
Q: What if Dallas really was a peeping tom instead of a window cleaner?
A: What do you mean what if? That’s why he’s a window cleaner.

Q: What if Christmas came every day?
A: Then Taunya and Jason would be homeless.

Q: What if Stacy and Brooke were married?
A: They would find Edward and be a vampire threesome.

Q: What if we all went skinny dipping together.
A: Mass shrinkage.

Q: What if Santa was female?
A: Then all the guys would want to be on her naughty list.

Q: What if Christmas lights quit blinking?
A: Ted would call Aaron and Michael and they’d figure it out.

Q: What if Chris didn’t smell?
A: Then he would be a girly man.

“The Animal Game” was extremely challenging, as we not only had to keep up the beat and remember our animal signs, but we also had to attempt to de-throne Marshall and Tasha.

The white elephant gift exchange was certainly not disappointing as people received half eaten boxes of chocolates, kuma sutra games, reindeer poop, miniature condoms, an exercise “block,” and bubble wrap.

Thanks for coming and being good sports, everyone! ....until next year! :-)